Suicide


Worlds Strongest Whiskey To Go Back Into Production

yeah…ok…if I’d had a bottle of this 2 years ago, I’d be dead now.
Or, at least, needing to hire someone to wipe my ass

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Teacher has sex change


Sex Changed Teacher

This is, of course, moronic. We have a shortage of decent teachers, and this person wants to teach. According to a couple of kids, McBeth was a GOOD teacher.

Vincent Mustacchio, parent: “Why then, would she want to take that abnormality and subject that to this age of school children?”

So children shouldn’t see abnormalities? Or anything that might make them confused or uncomfortable?
OK.
No teachers in wheelchairs.
No teachers with any kind of scars.
No teachers who are of any race the kids don’t normally see.
God forbid, no arabic teachers. That might raise issues.
No teachers who might be perceived as gay.
No teachers who might dress too ‘butch’ or ‘femme’

No teachers who don’t look exactly like June and Ward Cleaver.

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Stupid Healthy Happiness

OK, I hate salad.
I really do.
Sometimes I’ll admit I get a craving for it, but usually after I’ve spent a week or two not eating anything remotely close to healthy.
But I hate salad.
I play with my salad to avoid eating it (I like to make little mouths out of onions)
Unfortunately, salad…veggies…are good for you.
And so I am in bondage to salad.
But no longer!!

Bolthouse Farms

The drinks and juices these guys make get me much more nutrition than my salad does.
I highly suggest the Perfectly Protein, the Berry Boost and the distressing Green Goodness. I say that last one is distressing because if I’d known what it looked like, I would never…EVER…have bought it. It is repulsive.
However, it tastes like green apples!
I have one serving of each a day.
No more salad for me!
As I’ve so often said…That’s not food. That’s what food eats!
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I Eat Your Horny Flesh


I Eat Your Horny Flesh

(my webcomic)
Its coming back!! WHOOHOO!!!
There’s a number of strips up there now, but it was just such a pain to produce them since I know zero about photoshop. I had to build each on manually and it took me an hour. And I’m lazy.
Add in the house buying and the move and it just plain old fell aside.
However, my friend built me a quick and easy template to handle it all so within the next day or two, it should be updated and should continue to do so at least twice a week.
Hope y’all like it!
(if you do go visit, please excuse one or two of the older items that are all messed up…I’ll fix those eventually)

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Hello world!

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!

MTV tries to be cool, makes you a loser


MTV Hypocrisy

I saw this last night. MTV is saying that kids should give up a day (or more) of their spring break to help out with causes they believe in.
And I am 150% for that.
But…
If MTV really wants this to happen, don’t you think they should stop running their big spring break programming?
Basically, the message is “Please, help out the world. We cool people will be over here partying”
I fucking hate MTV.
They came so close to being great.

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Am I the only one who doesn’t care about Don Knotts?

Honestly, people.
He was awful in everything except Mr Limpett.
And even there…
The fact is that the Andy Griffith show is crap.
god.
I suppose that this comes down to the old “Marx Brothers” vs “Three Stooges” debate.

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Jesus as a superhero

Steve Garfield has an interesting post up.
Funny, I see this as DIRECTLY relating to comics.


Jefferson’s Bible

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MAN EATING CHICKENS

Well, this has to be a sign of the end times.
We’re truely doomed.

MAN EATING CHICKENS!!!

Chickens born with a mutated gene associated with tooth development were coaxed by researchers into growing functioning teeth, according to a paper published in this week’s Current Biology.

yup…we’re clucked.

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Spiderman


Spiderman in black

is tres cool. definately a black costume (though the picture is black and white)
if you click on the image, you get a bigger one.
guy on Ain’t It Cool News said that you can sort of see the green goblin in the eye reflection.
surprisingly, I think I can.

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